It’s time to admit that Glasgow is a dump — but we can reboot it

It’s time to admit that Glasgow is a dump — but we can reboot it

Sauchiehall Street is dying, the city is in danger of going with it, and denial won’t help. Other cities have shown the way forward but it will take courage and imagination to pull Glasgow back from the brink, writes Philip Rodney

Philip RodneyThe Times

A fellow Glaswegian messaged me recently with a story. In 2006, he won tickets from The Times to an invitation-only, one-man show at the Criterion Theatre in Piccadilly starring his (and also my) hero, Mel Brooks. The legendary New York comedian took questions from the audience, and my friend couldn’t resist posing one.

It’s time to admit that Glasgow is a dump — but we can reboot it

Brooks cupped his ear and gave an animated “Eh!” in reaction to his accent. “Are you from Sauchiehall Street?”, he asked. “Er, yes, I am,” was the truthful reply. “I thought so”, Brooks said in response. “You sound exactly like some guys I know from up there who I used to get drunk with. Now what was the question again?”

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